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[11 Dec 2005|05:23pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

skateboarding
how long have u been skateboarding for:5 years
do u street skate, park skate, or vert skate:street, park when i can
do u have alot of posers around ur aria:yeah kinda
what was the highest air u ever did on a vert/mini ramp:probably like a foot high fs air
do u think girls can be good skaters:two words...vanessa torres
what is ur go to trick:nollieflips
how do u warm up:skate around and warm up
what is the best skate park u ever been 2:frederick, westminister
what was the most stairs u ollied:9
what was the most stairs u attempted or planted:11
what was the bigest haidrail u ever did:4 stair lol
have u ever been in a skate compitition:nope
r u making or done with a sponcer video:process of making a vid but not sponsor tape
are u sponcered:i wish, it is possible
who is ur favorite pro:there is no favorites
how often do u skate:everyday, but during this winter not at all hardly
what do u hait most about skateboarding:cracks, cops, security, when you cant land shit
do u help other skaters that need help skating:i try to
do u hait rollerblaiders or bikers:fruit booters
have u meet any pro skaters be4:yeah, not personally. but i did meet austin stephens at the toy machine demo, he was rad.
have u been gavin props from a pro skater if so who:havent skated in front of pros
do u git mad alot skateboarding:sometimes
what is u favorite skate video:hot chocolate is one of mine
r u better then alot of people that live around u:ill say some, but not a lot, there is quite a few good skaters here
have u skated in any big citys:EC is big, what are you talking about
if so witch 1s:which.
have u broken a videocamera skateboarding:broken my wrist
have u been yelled by a cop skateboarding:yeah and cops are dicks
have u ever talked back 2 some kickin u out of a place:yeah of course
what trick(s) have u been working on:everyone of them
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[09 Dec 2005|02:50pm]
guitar hero rocks!
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President coincidence between Abe Lincoln and JFK..weird [18 Nov 2005|11:26pm]
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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[04 Nov 2005|07:31pm]
[ mood | full ]

Olive Garden = Great food.

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[01 Nov 2005|11:21pm]
[ mood | chillaxed..haha ]

Today was filled with fun. Before I went anywhere, I went to get the mail. I bailed so badly on my board in the middle of the road. I flew backwards and scraped up my back, and tweaked my leg a little. My first escapade was to Wal-Mart. I bought some bags of candy including; Spongebob krabby patties, some candy cigarette sticks with superheroes on the box, some reese cups, some hubba-bubba bubble gum things with like halloween stickers on them and some caramel chews. The krabby patties are my favorite. I also bought three bags of wild bird seed and a bag of sunflower seed which is the whole reason I went there in the first place. I had to go for my grandpa cause he ran out of bird food. The next stop was the Farm-Home Store across from Ritas on Old Frederick road and St. Jonh's lane. I had to get two 50 pound bags of shelled corn for my grandpa. He likes to throw corn out to feed the deer. It's pretty cool.

So then I come home and fix some breakfast. I scrambled some eggs and threw some ham and cheese in the mix and it was pretty damn good I must say. I finished it off with Dasani's new strawberry H2O. Not too impressive if you ask me. Ken Labostrie calls me and tells me he just got back from Iraq last night at 11 and wants to know if I want to hang out. So I'm like sure why not, I don't have anything to do until 3. So I go pick him up and we stop of at Sun-trust so he can pick up some money. Unfortunately his military check was "pending" whatever the fuck that means, so he couldn't get any money out. So I asked Ken if he wanted to skate and he said whatever, I don't care. So I drive around thinking of somewhere to skate but I come to the conclusion that I don't want to skate. We then headed to the mall. Suprisingly on a tuesday afternoon at 1 O'clock, the mall is still loaded with a bunch of teeny-boppers. You would think they would still be in school right? I guess they played hooky and went to the mall. Awesome.

We walk around for a good 15 minutes and then wander into Pac-sun. I looked at like two things and was like, I'm done. I was sick of being in the store that quick. Then we venture ourselves around to find an ATM so Ken could try to get some money out. Miraculously, it worked. So now he had money. We then went to the food court and Ken saw some asian dude he knows working at boardwalk fries. I went to the Japanese Sakura place right next to it and got a chicken teriyaki combo with white rice, veggies and a coke. Good shit. Ken got the same thing. Then I was like what now? Ken said let's go to GameStop so I can buy some games. As soon as we walked in, it smelled just like the food we ate. For some reason, that store always smells like peter, or oriental if you don't want to be an asshole. But I'm an asshole. So Ken browses around and I sit on a box cuz my leg hurts from earlier today. Ken bought DBZ : Budokai Tenkaichi or however the hell you spell it, I don't know. He also buys Soul Calibur III. Good shit. Then we go home and I take him to the bank so he can get some more money out....to pay his grandparents for rent. That's ridiculous. I dropped him off home and headed home to get ready for work. Poor Kenny is being shipped back to Iraq this friday. Good Luck Ken, don't die. Long story short...I go home blah blah blah, I go to work...blah blah blah then I come home and eat dinner. I hang out until like 10 doing nothing and talk to Paul. We decide to go get some ice-cream at Mickey D's. I also got a bigmac and fries, but I haven't eaten them yet. We went to the Mars parking lot to finish our ice-creams. I inhale mine and pauls isn't even half-way done. So I go out and skate for a while, it was windy as hell tonight. It took me fucking forever to land a damn 360 flip on my new board. I ollied into the bank a few times, did a few kickflips and then tried the tre flips for like 15 minutes. After I was tryin one of them, this guy in like..I wanna say like late 80's to early 90's Camaro sped up and you could hear it down by McDonalds. So he speeds up and you can see him pass a few cars. This is when Paul jumps up out of my car and sprints over by the road and furiously waves his arms and flips the guy off with both his hands. It was so fucking funny, the way he did it. He doesn't even know the guy and he just gave him the middle finger...or two. Oh God, it was great. That there made my night even better. I started cracking up so bad I fell too the ground. Paul walked over and said," I fucking hate that guy !" I was like do you know him ? and he was like, no, but I hate it when people do that. Funny stuff. Thank you Paul for making my night complete. You are the coolest. Now here I am finishing up the entry. You are the weakest link..Goodbye.

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[24 Oct 2005|10:31pm]
It's been a while since I've last updated, so I'm just saying I ain't doin at. What is "at" you ask ? That's a good question, I don't even know the answer to that one. Because of it being really shitty outside and cold, me and Sam skated the parking garage next to superfresh. The newer one, not the old one. It was pretty cold, but after skating a while we warmed up. That's all for now, my mind is pretty much blank. Later Skater.
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[26 Sep 2005|09:27pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Charlie is a Pimp. He has a wife named Gale, and a girlfriend named Susie on the side. On one gloomy evening, he decides to take a stroll down the red light district in his brand new Lexus SC 430. The broads are all standing their posts on the corners as he searches around for a suitable woman. The light turns from green to yellow and Charlie steps on the gas, and the 4.3 liter 288 HP V8 engine growls. The rear wheels screech as he shifts from 1st to 2nd gear and he flies by a police officer parked at the local donut shop. Those pigs and their jelly donuts. That stereotype fits them perfectly. The cop inhales crumbs as he sees the sleek convertible fly by. He jumps in his shitty squad car and hits the lights. Charlie is way down the road by now and realizes he has alerted one of the rookie cops. He swerves his car into the nearest alley and carefully careens it down whilst avoiding dumpsters and other obstacles. He then hits the button to retract the hard top as it starts to drizzle ever so lightly. Getting rain on his leather seats was not what he wanted. Persuading a gorgeous dame onto those seats is more on his mind. Charlie hides under a fire escape in the darkness as the cop passes by. The rain is starting to pick up. He leaves the alleyway and pulls out in front of traffic and stops at the nearest liquor store. He picks up a fifth of vodka and a pack of smokes for later that night. As he leaves he throws 58 cents; the money left over from the 20 dollar bill, at the homeless black guy on the side of the store. Once he gets back in his car he spies the most beautiful, sexy female he has ever laid his eyes one. " Hey good-lookin !," "what are you doin out in this weather ?" He offers her a ride and she quickly jumps in. She is eager for rough sex and charlie pulls around back. They start to make out and rub legs. She wants to get to the point so she takes of Charlies pants. "Wow, you're fiesty, huh?" Charlie snickers. He wants to get laid so bad, as if his wife and girlfriend aren't enough for him. She starts to stroke his dick and he slips off her pink mini skirt. He then is astonished and sees that she has a dick ! He backs off and yells. She then pulls out a knife and slashes at his throat. His neck is gushing out with blood, and she pushes him out of the car. She drives away and leaves him for the trashmen to pick up. Charlie envisions a giant cockroach hovering around him and it starts to sing. The building explodes and he is blown to smithereens. Dead. The chick with the dick runs through the same light and the cop pulls her over. She shoots him in the head with a .38 revolver stashed away in her boot leg. She flies off and hits a tractor trailer. It explodes into oblivion and both drivers die instantly. The moral of the story is to be abstinent and don't fuck chicks with dicks. They'll fucking kill you.

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[19 Sep 2005|09:58pm]
yep, i'm sick.
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[16 Sep 2005|09:33pm]
i think im getting sick.
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[10 Sep 2005|04:32pm]
I have a lot of homework that needs to be completed. I think I will procrastinate until tomorrow and work my ass off. I hate having to do homework. Uggh it's so frustrating. I am going to not think about it for now. I want to buy some new shoes. I'm just checking the specs on the endline for the rotary girders........I'm retarded. You could also take a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butchers word for it. ciao !
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[07 Sep 2005|11:28pm]
[ mood | airheady ]

Yeah umm hi, I don't really know what to write right now. But I do know that air-heads are good and they're out of control.

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sir veyes [04 Sep 2005|03:05am]
[ mood | mude ]

yeah i did a survey but apparently it was too big to post lol. like 377 questions and i just finished. shut up. sex.

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[29 Aug 2005|11:10am]
Summer is officially over. Just got back from HCC a while ago, I had a math class at 8:30. It sucks because I have to go back to HCC at like 1:30 cuz I have an English class at 2:00. Suck. I saw a few people I knew; Jon Gavazzi, Alan Paige, Shannon Goad whom is in my math class, Mike Caschetta, Dave Penticoff, Aaron Kahn, Jaclyn Sorbo, and Sean Haskins just to name a few. I really don't feel like going back there in like 2 hours. This sucks.
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[28 Aug 2005|06:07pm]


JASON
J is for Juicy
A is for Alluring
S is for Sensual
O is for Outgoing
N is for Nervy




The Odd Survey

Created by eyesforbidden and taken 29 times on Bzoink

A sort of oddball name someone has given you:vagina coastguard
In your opinion, where is the weirdest place to have an itch?on your fingers and in your throat
(In you opinion) where is the most annoying/oddest place 2 have A pimple?shoulder
What would be an odd color for someone to dye their hair?purple
What would be an odd name for someone to name a virus?spunkelsworthy
What to you is the weirdest/ugliest looking color?mustard piss yellow
Where is the most painful place to be bleeding?finger and toenails, ouch
The most painful place to be itching?eyeballs.
The oddest time to go to sleep?3:23 pm
Are you awake?yes
Are you sure?positive
What gender are you?male
How old are you?seventeen
Did you enjoy this short odd survey?sure
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?a helluva lot

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skateboard

Created by SurfSkateSnow and taken 2 times on Bzoink

how long have you been skating for?almost 5 years
whats the most recent trick you learned?hardflips
whats the first trick you learned?ollies duh
whats your favorite trick?360 flips, switch fs flips
do you think youll go pro?maybe, i wish i could
do you warm up?kinda
if so where do you warm up?on the ground
whats the worst thing thats happened to you on a skateboard?broken wrist, twisted ankles
do you think you are good?yeah sure
do you have faith in yourself?sometimes
do you have a lot of posers in your town?yeah
do you think bam is a good skater?no
what is the best moment when you are skating?when i can land all my tricks
do you think girls can skate?some and its hot
what was the worst thing you thought you could olly but ended up wiping outa cone ?

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skateboarder survey

Created by imxnotxtwitterpated and taken 18 times on Bzoink

Starters
Are you a skater?
Whos your favorite vert skater?danny way and bob burnquist
Whos your favorite street skater?daewon song
Whos your favorite skate team?DVS
Whats your favorite skate video?elementality vol 1 is cool
Whats your favorite trick?360 flip, switch fs flips, nollie 360 flips, nollie big heels
Your Skate
What kind of deck do you own?city skateboards
wheels?dunno powell i think
bearings?reds
trucks?tensor, no other
custom parts?halo bolts, pink ones
Whats your favorite trick you can do?360 flips, switch fs flips, nollie 360 flips, nollie big heels
What type of skate shoes work best?suede
What color is your griptape?black
How long have you been skating?almost 5 years
How many boards have you owned?oh goddd....too many, over 15
Do you consider yourself good?yeah i guess.
IF you said yes to the last question...your bigheaded

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skateboarding

Created by white90 and taken 35 times on Bzoink

why do u skateskating is life and fun
who do u skate withfriendss anyone who wants to skate with me
what deck do u skate right nowcity
what shoes do u skate right nowès
what trucks do u skate right nowtensors
what wheels do u skate right nowblank
what is the best trick u have donenollie fs bigspin heelflip, hardflips
what is ur favorite trick360 flip, switch fs flip
who is the best skater u hang out withum..barts good, but i dont hang out with him
what trick do u fearhardflips and handrails
what do u like to skate park or streetboth if i can
where is ur favorite spotanywhere local
where do u skate everydaymars haha
what trick do ya hatehardflips but i love them too
who is ur inspiration for skatingour buddy marc !

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Skater's Hardcore Survey. 100 Q's.

Created by djsaigo and taken 459 times on Bzoink

Basics.
When did you start skateboarding? Be detailive.um 7th grade i had a shitty walmart deck and cruised around, 8th grade i started "skating" and got a real board
Why did you start skateboarding?looked fun
What made you want to skate?friends
Advanced.
Name some of your favorite tricks on flat.360 flip, switch fs flips
Name some of your tricks you favor on a rail/flatbar.tailslides, noseslides, any grinds w/e
What trick are you working on now?harflips, switch 360 flips
What was the last trick you learned?hardflips
Favorites Pros.
Street?marc johnson
Lines?anyone
Tech?(combos)mullen, daewon
Style?anyone as long as its not sloppy
Vert/Mini-ramp?mini ramp
Most inspirational to you.dunno
Who gets you hyped up?no.
Why?dunno cuz i watch it and im like wow i wanna try that
Accomplishments.
What was your first 'big' accomplishment to you made?kickflips way back
What was the last 'big' accomplishment you made?hardflips i guess
What is your 'biggest' accomplishment you made?360 flips, everything nollie
Have you ever taken more than 30 minutes to do one trick? What trick?yes, hardflips
How about an hour? What trick?yeah, hardflips..lol
Your Ride Setup.
Deck?mike maldonado city board
Trucks?tensor mids
Wheels?blanks i think, powell
Bearings?reds
Griptape?rascals grip...black magic i dunno
Hardware?pink halos
Risers?yeah
Any special designs or die-cuts on the griptape?yeah a cut by the tail
Shoe?ès
Favorite Companies.
Deck?zoo york, chocolate, element
Trucks?tensors
Wheels?spitfire
Shoes?DC, DVS
Clothing line?volcom, matix
Team in general?chocolate, DVS
How long does it take to go through a...
Deck?month or two i guess maybe more depends how much i skate
Trucks?a while. i usually keep the shitty truck on.
Wheels?eh, half a year maybe ?
Bearings?half a year ?
Shoes?ha, couple months i think
Your typical day out on the town.
What do you do before you go out?skate
Do you check your ride setup? For hardware rattling/smooth bearing flow?most of the time
Skate spots you warm-up on?street
Do you warm-up on flat?yeah
How long do you stay at one spot?however long i want
Do you like stairs?yeah
How about ledges?yes
Manny pads are cool, right?fuck yeah
What about skateparks?some
Do you have to wear a helmet?no, but in parks i fuckin hate it
Do you ever wear it?at the park i have to
Should skateparks be free if cops have to hassle you to go there?yeah, bastards
Speaking of cops, do you have your own nickname for them?pigs, the fuzz, 5-0, po-po
Do you ever run from cops?eh, kinda
Name some of your buddies you go out with.samuel, jason, drew long time ago, ian sometimes
Do you film?yes
Are you on a team?miada skateboards..lol
Thoughts on skateboarding in business.
Are you in it for the money?i wish
Would it be nice to get paid doing what you love?yes sir
Nike, Adidas, Puma, et cetera. Thoughts on them?starting a SB shoe, w/e i dont care, over-rated thats all
Did you know that Nike was one of the first skate shoes?no way
Any thoughts on Brandon Margera? Sell out? Over-rated?BAM thats what u gonna be ! sell out and over-rated
Well, what about malls selling skateshoes? Aka Pacsun/Journey's.its all good, pac sun is over-rated too
Your school.
What percentage of your school is skaters?dont know id say hebron was maybe 15% ?
What percentage of your city are skaters?25 % ?
Would you get in trouble for skating to school, then stash in your locker?probably, i dunno
What percentage of your school is poseurs?dunno
Can poseurs in your school even spell poseur?fuck that poseur go back to the uk
What about BamFags? You know, all about Bam, HIM, and Element?haha yeah, BamFags hahahah
Preps wear Etnies?stupid
Final.
Where do you want to go with your skating?pro
Is skating your life?pretty much
Why aren't you skating now?good question
What's your favorite trick?360 flip, switch fs flip
Play TonyHawk games?yep
If you could skate with any pro right now, who would it be?marc johnson, kerry getz hockey temper
Have you ever lost a lover over skateboarding?no
Do your parents support your skating?sure
Ever thought about how far skating can be pushed?yeah
Do you watch skate vids a lot?yeh kinda
How many do you own?dunno
Did you know you can download them? Type in [sV] on your KaZaA.yes
After doing this quiz, do you want to skate?yes
Really? That's cool.yes
What's the raddest thing you've ever seen in skateboarding?alot of stuff
Do you watch competetions on TV?sometimes
Local Competetions?not really
Do you play SKATE a lot?yeah
Do you love skateboarding or what?hell yeah i do

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I'm thinking of making a myspace because everyone and their mother has one.
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[27 Aug 2005|11:19pm]
[ mood | dumbfounded ]

Skated for a while with Jason, and Sam, then hung out a little over Sam's house. Played some burnout 3, fun game. So then I come home and as I pull in my driveway it looked like a bag was up on my hill our front. So I go get the flashlight, and take my knife cuz I wasn't sure wtf it was. So I get there and shine the light and what was it you ask ? It was a fucking mexican guy just laying down on my lawn. So I'm thinkin holy shit, wtf am I gonna do right ?
So I go in and tell my grandpa there's a person outside either passed out or dead, I didn't see any signs of life from him whatsoever. So my grandpa comes out and shines the light on him and is like " What the hell ? It's just a little kid !" The guy was about in his 20's I'm guessing. Then we go inside and call the cops, and say theres a body on our lawn. So they show up about 5 minutes later, all two police cars, a fire truck, an ambulance and a fire and rescue truck. They come up and try to wake this guy up. I seriously thought it was a dead guy. So the cops started kicking him and slapping him..lol, but still nothing. Then they check his pulse just to make sure and he did have a pulse luckily. So after like 5 minutes of trying to wake him up he starts to sit up and then falls back down asleep. Then they search him, get his name, greencard, a lighter, and then they found a pint of canadian mist whiskey 40 proof. Fuckin drunk mexican, I'm guessing he made his way form the liquor store, drank his shit and passed out on my lawn. So we threw the shit away and the cops carried the guy down to the ambulance. Then I guess they questioned him and they thanked us for reporting it. So then I came inside and wrote this. Wow, cool story huh ? Yeah I was scared for a minute cuz I thought a dead guy was on my lawn. I couldn't see him breathing and I even yelled at him and shined the flashlight. I guess after some kicking and shoveing he was finally able to come to. But shit, Crazy stuff man. Welp, I'm done. Weirdest thing ever though.

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showertime boring [27 Aug 2005|02:00am]

In The Shower

Created by jello and taken 876 times on Bzoink

BASICS
Shower: Day or night?whichever one i feel like taking.
Soap: Liquid or bar?both.
Shampoo & Conditioner: 2-in-1 or seperate?seperate.
Brush your teeth in the shower: Yes or no?no.
Shaving: Standing or sitting?stand.
Singing: In your head or out loud?neither.
Washcloth: Yes or no?sometimes.
Shower Entrance: Curtain or sliding door?curtain.
Shower Layout: Just a shower or bath/shower combo?bath/shower.
HAVE YOU EVER...
...fallen asleep while showering?close.
...taken a call while you were showering?yes.
...showered in your swimsuit?yes.
...showered with a member of the same sex?no.
...showered with a member of the opposite sex?i wish.
...showered with a sibling?no.
...showered with a pet?yeah my pet shut up.
DO YOU...
...share a bathroom with someone?yes.
...have one of those dettachable "massage" shower heads?no.
...sing in the shower?sometimes.
...listen to the radio in the shower?no.
...wear a shower cap?no.
...wash behind your ears?yes.
YOUR THOUGHTS
Describe your shower in 3 words.wet, clean, dirty.
Now describe it using three words that all start with the same first letterfun, fast, friendly...or its free.
Three words using the same last letter.stupid, retarded, stoned out of your mind.
If you could change your shower in some way, what would you do?make it bigger and have a tv/dvd player combo and hot chicks.haha.
What would make shower time a better time for you?if sex were invloved.
What celebrity would you like to shower with?jessica alba.
What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?michael jackson.
If you could watch a movie while you showered, what would you watch?porn.
If you could read a book while you showered, what would you read?porn.
If you could design your own rubber duckie, what would it look like?porn.
What's one thing you absolutely can't shower without?porn.
What's the oddest thing that's ever happened to you during your showertime?i fell.
What would be the color/design/pattern on your ultimate shower curtain?flowers. and porn.
If you could paint your shower any color, which color(s) would you choose?porn.
Anything else you'd like to share shower-wise?...porn.

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[27 Aug 2005|01:44am]

Long Survey About Yourself

Created by bleedwithoutreason and taken 54498 times on Bzoink

What time are you starting this?12:53 am
Name?Mister Jason Eric Grimes
Nicknames?Grimes
Date of birth?November Seventeenth Nineteen Eightyseven
Sex?Male
Height?5 foot 11 or so
Eye color?the color of jealousy,..green.
Where were you born?in the town of baltimore.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?seventeen.
Pets?none anymore, my lizard died.
Hair color?red, strawberry blonde, w/e.
Piercings?yeah a prince albert, haha jk, fuck that.
Town you live in?ye olde ellicott city.
Favorite foods?all of them .
Ever been to Africa?what and get malaria ? ha, no.
Been toilet papering?have i been toilet papering ? im sorry does that make sense ?
Love someone so much it made you cry? i do not believe so.
Been in a car accident?yeah like 3 or so, none of which was i driving.
Croutons or bacon bits?bacon flavored croutons.
Favorite day of the week?probably friday or saturday.
Favorite resturant?olive garden, rocky run.
Favorite flower?tiger lillies.
Favorite sport to watch?sure isnt the Xgames anymore, mutherfuckers.
Favorite drink?i like sobes alot and energy drinks.
Favorite ice cream flavor?banana.
Warner Bros. or Disney?disney.
Favorite fast food restuarant?it would probably sonic if there was one anywhere near here, but i guess BK or wendys.
Carpet color in your bedroom?beige.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?once, a parked too close to a car and i nudged it. fucker.
Whom did you get your last email from?livejournal .
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?pacific sunwear or rascals.
What do you do most often when you are bored?sleep, computer, tv, eat.
Most annoying thing to say to me?you ? or me ? what ?
Bedtime?whenever.
Favorite TV show?a few.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:i think it was my aunt.
Been out of country?nope.
Believe in magick?magick ? Yes, i believe in magic.
Ford or Chevy?wow.. i'd go with chevy. close call though.
What are you listening to right now?crickets chirping in my backyard and the spitter spatter of rain drops..sootheing.
Have you ever failed a grade?no sir, i did not.
If you have, what grade did you fail?"No"
Do you have a crush on someone?no.
Do you have a bf/gf?negative.
If so, what is their name?"NO"
How long have you been together?"NO"
What are you wearing right now?what i wore today, clothes.
Would you have sex before marriage?yes.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?no.
Are you a virgin?yeap.
Do you smoke?not often.
Do you drink?occasionally.
Are you ghetto?fuck that shit, nigga.
Are you a player?of video games, yes.
What are your favorite colors?blue, green, pink and brown.
What is your favorite animal?wolf.
Do you have any birthmarks?on my knee.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?make love not war.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?sam ? people at work probably.
Have you ever been slapped?yes.
Do you get online a lot?yes.
Are you shy or outgoing?im usually shy, but im pretty outgoing if you get to know me.
Do you shower?no, im grizzly adams. yes, of course i shower.
Do you hate school?for the most. but it was fun.
Do you have a social life?sometimes.
How easily do you trust people?easily enough.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?i don't know.
Would you ever sky dive?possibly.
Do you like to dance?not really.
Have you ever been out of state?yeah.
Do you like to travel?depends where im going.
Have you ever been expelled from school?no.
Have you ever been suspended from school?nope.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?probably someday.
Are you spoiled?somewhat.
Are you a brat?no.
Have you ever been dumped?i don't think so.
Have you ever gotten high?yeah, i think so.
Do you like snapple?yeah.
Do you drink a lot of water?sometimes.
What toothpaste do you use?aquafresh extreme clean.
Do you have a cell phone?yes.
Do you have a curfew?pretty much.
Who do you look up to?nobody really.
Are you a role model?no.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?yes.
What name brand do you wear the most?volcom, matix, element, DC, too many to list.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?a wrist watch.
What do you want pierced?your face.
Do you like takin pictures?yeah, i wanted to be a photographer.
Do you like gettin your picture taken?not really, who does ?
Do you have a tan?a farmers tan yeah.
Do you get annoyed easily?yeah.
Have you ever started a rumor?no.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?no.
Do you have your own pool?nope.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?boxers.
Do you have any siblings?no.
Have you ever been played?not to my knowledge.
Have you ever played anyone?notta.
Do you get along with your parents?i guess considering i havent heard from them in almost a week.
How do you vent your anger?i kill people.
Have you ever ran away?no, but ive thought about it.
Have you ever been fired from a job?nope.
Do you even have a job?yes i do.
Do you daydream a lot?all the time.
Do you have a lot of ex's?no, i have alot of O's.
Do you run your mouth?well it doesnt have legs, but it can run sometimes.
What do you want a tattoo of?something cool, not quite sure yet.
What do you have a tattoo of?nothing yet.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?nothing at all.
What does your most recent crush look like?no crushes for me.
Whats her/his name?jessica alba.
Have you ever been bitched out?yeah.
Are you rude?yes, sometimes.
What was the last compliment you recieved?i don't know.
Do you like getting dirty?well that depends solely on the topic.
Are you flexiable?not at all.
What is your heritage?german, irish, norwegian.
What is your lucky number?11 maybe.
What does your hair look like right now?i don't know i can't see it.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?yeah, but not a vegan.
Describe your looks?me ?
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?either blonde or light brown.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?yeah.
Would you ever date someone older than you?how old ? a year or two yeah.
When was the last time you were drunk?month ago ?
How many rings until you answer the phone?two or more.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?nein.
If yes, when was the last time?Du bist eine mutterficher.
When was the last time you went on a date?when i was non-existant.
Do you look more like your mother or father?i have features of both but my dad mostly.
Do you cry a lot?no.
Do you ever cry to get your way?no.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?whats up? and cya i guess.
Are you the romantic type?sure.
Have you ever been chased by cops?no, but its come close a few times.
What do you like most about your body?nothing. god gave me what he did.
What do you like least about your body?the fact that i feel like a 65 year old man.
When did you have your first crush?when i was in like kindergarten.
When was the last time you threw up?now this is going to jynx me dammit..uhh when i was sick maybe a longtime ago.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?brunettes, but i dont really car.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?i dont know do you ever show shirts do show your belly ?
What about cleavage?no boobs sir, i am infact a male.
Is your best friend a virgin?yep.
Have you ever fucked someone up?like beat the shit out of...uh i dont think so.
Have you ever been fucked up?like wasted, yeah. not fucked up as in someone beat the living shit out of me.
What theme does your room have?none. its just a room where i sleep.
What size show do you wear?um usually my show is pretty big but my shoe ranges from 10 to 11.
What is your screen name on AIM?it is actaully scorpiosk814 but only cool people know that.
How are you feeling right now?a bit tired and depressed.
When was the last time you were at a party?a month ?
Have you ever given a lapdance?no.
Have you ever recieved one?um, i dont recall it but i wish.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?probably.
What is one of your bad qualilties?being an asshole maybe.
What is one of your good qualilties?skateboards.
Would you marry for money?well that all depends.
What do you drive?girls wild. hah i wish. no an 02 lancer.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?im more of a mommys boy when i was younger now im just like yeah okay bye.
So?so what ?
Well?well what dickhead ?
When was the last time you cried in school?little kid school.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?notta chance faggot.
What kind of music do you like?um, some GUY says i like mainstream but hes a dick. mostly alternative rock, emo, punk and shit.
Would you ever bungee jump?sure.
What is your worst fear?spiders.
Would you ever join the army?maybe.
Do you like cows?yes, and like all other animals, they taste good.
If you were to die today, what would you do?i would try to fuck evry chick i see and kill like a hundred people, then fly over to north korea with a big ass bomb and jump out of the plane and kill people.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?see you in hell.
Do you like to party?yes.
Hearts or broken hearts?hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbowns and me red balloons.
Moons or stars?um moon ? or like 2 on mars and like 18 on jupiter ?
Coke or pepsi?pepsi.
Favorite scent?smell good store, and something a hot chick would wear and walk right by me.
Favorite band?favorite ?
Would you ever dye your hair red?um yeah i think so considering it already is.
How many languages can you speak?english and bad sometimes. Sprechen Sie Deutsch ?
What time are you finishing this?1:42 am bitches.

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bored bored bored again [23 Aug 2005|01:48am]
[ mood | bored again, how typical ]

WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?: its my full name.

NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS:
1) philly cheesesteak
2) pasta
3) asian foods
4) ramen noodles
5) any noodles for that matter


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY? i wish i could go back and have good memories.

WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE? no love for me :(

HOW DO YOU DRESS/WHAT IS YOUR STYLE?: skater mostly, surfer, emo kinda

WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?: never.

ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY: my grandparents.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: marrying the hottest most beautiful girl ever who is nice and can cook as good as me. sex. alcohol. all my buddies and maybe an elephant and a monkey, ooooh and a siberian white tiger in a cage.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60? it'd be cool if i still skated, or was pro..haha.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? Man I Aint Doin At.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET IN THE FUTURE?: tats in the future.

MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS ... heartbreak = no.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?: i like asian girls. ?

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: everything.

NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE. eh, too many to think.


FAVORITE GEMSTONE? topaz my birthstone, but i also like amethyst and ruby.


GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME. Vagina Coastguard. haha.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER? It's already over..


WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES:
1) HUMOR: Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
2) ROMANCE: romance is for pussies.
3) DRAMA: poop.
4) ACTION: Sin city and all the james bond movies.
5) HORROR: all of them, they are my favorite type.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG? all the lion king songs, hakuna matata..haha, i used to have that cd.

IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?: conan o'brien, i dunno.

DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY SAVED?: some.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?: i roll around alot.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?: too many.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE: really, really, really big, with a 7 car garage with sports cars and tuner cars. My own performance shop, body shop,etc. Big ass pool, waterfalls, big ass skatepark, foam pit, on the beach probably, tvs in every room and the bathroom, 5 bedrooms, mansion, 3 baths, 1 main bedroom, bathroom for me with everything possible in it. a gym, a casino with happy indians serving people and hot chicks with martinis. did i say a skatepark? yeah? well another one made of concrete too with stairs and rails and yeah. i want a dirtbike track too, and a drag strip to race my cars, and a guesthouse and a basketball court, my own skate plaza like in kettering, ohio. A gameroom with a pool table, ping pong, darts, pinball, arcades like pacman, mortal kombat, tekken and the such., air hockey table, foosball table, a stipper pole, 3 computers, and a bar with a mini bar in every room and a butler that was a chick who was really hot and i could mess around with and yeah i said alot and im not finished but i cant think of anymore things right now.

YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR: boxers, or shorts and a shirt maybe.

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?: what bag ?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?: DC's or any pair i skate in. my brown and green vans are really comfortable.

WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?:
1.Houses in every continent except antartica
2.CARS of course
3.Bunch of clothes like alot including millions of shoes and hats and stuff.
4.Food.
5.Electronics; tvs, stereos, cds, car stereos, video games, dvds, computers, buncha shit.

WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?: stay up til i get tired.

NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS: peter griffin, spongebob, any hot asian anime cartoon chick.

WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?: FHM, transworld kinda, skateboarder.

DO YOU TAKE ANY MEDICATIONS? WHICH ONES?: no, but i should take allergy medicine.

WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?: a biography on tony hawk.

WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG. Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies, somebody calls you,you answer quite slowly, the girl with kaleidoscope eyesss. cellophane flowers of yellow and green, towering over your headdd. look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and shes gone. lucy in the sky with diamonds. bah nigga.

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[23 Aug 2005|01:14am]
[ mood | bored as usual ]

HI me = the bored

Hair:
What's your natural hair color? red, strawberry blonde some say.
Is it straight/curly/wavy? now? straight.
How long/short is it? almost buzzed, was long.
Is it layered? no ?
What celebrity has the cutest short hair? dunno.
What celebrity has the best long hair? dunno.
Do you think a person's hair has a lot to do with how they look? yeah.
Describe your usual hair style: on my head.
Do you prefer having your hair up or down ? on my head ?
Are you proud of it? sure.
Is it frizzy? no.
What type of hair do you envy? i dunno.
Is your hair dry? yeah.
Is it really oily? no.
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes.
The previous answer or redheads? brunettes.
Do you often gel your hair or put unnatural things in it? not really.
Do you like putting unnatural things in it? no.
Does your hair smell good? after i wash it yeah.

Eyebrows:
What color are your eyebrows? same as my hair, red ?
Are they arched/curved/kinda straight? arched ?
Are they thick? kinda.
Are they no more than a pencil line? no pencil.
Are they natural? yes.
Do you they make your eyes look deep? i have no idea.
Do you like your eyebrows? i guess.
Do you wax or pluck them? no.
Do you they suit everything else about you? sure ?
Do you look at the eyebrows of the opposite sex? not particularly.
Would you pierce your eyebrow? maybe, i dunno.

Eyes:
What color are your eyes? green.
What color do you want them to be? turqouise.
Do they change color? maybe.
Are your eyes beautiful? yea, sure.
Do you believe they reveal your soul? no.
Do you have expressive eyes? no.
What are they shaped like? eyes.
Who has the prettiest eyes? you.
What's the best eye color? green, blue.
Do you wear contacts? no.
Glasses? no.
Are your eyes deep? yes ?
Are they dark? no.
Do you always look for nice eyes? not really.
Do your eyes sparkle when you smile or cry? yeah.
Do you have long lashes? yeah.
Do you have thick lashes? kinda.
Are your lashes curled? arent they supposed to be ?
Are lashes really important? to keep shit out of your eyes, yeah.
Do you wear a lot of eyeliner/eyeshadow? no.
What's the best eye color on the opposite sex? blue, green.
Do you people tell you you have nice eyes? sometimes.

Nose:
Do you like your nose? yeah.
Is it flat? no.
Have you injured it before? yes.
Is it broad? no.
Is it pointy? not really
Does it resemble Christina Aguilera's nose? no.
Do you pluck anything regarding your nose? what ?
Do you always poke your nose where it's not wanted? like up it ?
Do you have a button nose? yes.
Would you pierce it? no.

Ears:
Do you have small ears? no.
Are they flexible? yes.
Are they sensitive? kinda.
Are they pierced? no.
...More than once on each? no piercings.
Do you always clean them? yeah.
Do you hear well? no.
Do you like your ears? no.

Cheeks:
Do you like your cheeks? no.
Are they chubby? no.
Do you have high cheekbones? kinda.
Do you think cheekbones are really important? um, bones in your face yeah.
Are your cheeks smooth? no.
Are they rosey? no.
Do people often pinch them? no.
Do they make you look nice? no.
Got a dimple? no.

Lips:
Are your lips really red? no.
Are they pale? no.
Are they fleshy/pink? yeah.
Are they full? no.
Are they small? kinda.
Is one lip larger than the other? maybe.
Do you want thick lips? no.
Who has the best lips? you.
Do you wear lip gloss? chapstick sometimes.
Lip stick? guy.
Lip liner? guy.
Do you kiss a lot? not really.
Are your lips smooth? chapstick ?
Do you like your lips in general? i guess.
Do you have a nice smile? no.
Would you pierce your bottom lip? maybe a fake one just to see what it'd look like.

Chin:
Do you have a broad chin? no.
Is it cute? no ?
Have you ever had a double chin? if you are implying that i am fat, no.
Does it define your face well? no.
Got a cleff? a what ?

Neck:
Do you have a nice neck? i guess.
Got big bones around there? yeah ?
Have you ever been strangled/choked? maybe.
Do you have a smooth neck? no.
Do you like your neck? sure.
Do you always show it? well i dont cover it so yeah.
Do you like turtlenecks? no.
Do you sweat a lot at the back of your neck? sometimes.

Chest/Shoulders:
Do you have a nice collarbone? no, broke them both.
Are your shoulders bone? mostly muscle.
Is your skin smooth around there? yeah.
Are you gifted regarding your chest? boobs ? no, i am infact male.
Do you wish you are, if not? as in like pectoral muscles and be buff yeah.

Arms/Wrists/Hands:
Do you like your arms? yeah.
Are they slender? muscular, somewhat slender i guess.
Got tattoos around there? i will probably.
Do you have smooth skin there? yeah.
Do you have dark elbows? they have scars on them.
Are your elbows bone? scar tissue.
What are your wrists like? weak and fragile.
Do your veins show a lot? yeah.
Your bones? no unless its broken.
Do you wear watches? yeah.
Are your fingers slim? yeah, pretty much.
Are they long? normal.
Do they have a certain shape? what.
Are your fingertips narrow/candlike/small/larger than your fingers? im sorry i didnt wuite get that.
Do you wear rings? no.
Do you have "girlie" fingers? no.
Does your palm have a lot of lines? kinda.
Are there these two lines on your palms that kinda meet at one point and form a triangle of some sort? sorta.
Are the lines are your palm long? eh.
Do you know that long lines mean you're really loving, smart, responsible, etc.? no i did not.
Do your lines form chain-like patterns? yeah, a little.
If they do they represent tough times. Tough times with Mom? maybe, who knows cuz i dont.
What are your nails like? made of keratin and are on my fingertips and i bite them alot so yeah.
Do you wear fake nails? no.
Do you have small nails? yeah.
Are they pink? no.
Are your nails weak? sure.
Do you paint them? no.

Stomach/Waist:
Does your waist go in? kinda.
Did you have to work for that? i used to.
Do you have Janet's abs? used to have a 6pack kinda.
Do you have a flat stomach? yeah.
Is it tan? no, i cant tan.
Would you pierce your navel? no.
Do you often show your stomach? somewhat.

Privates:
Do you think your privates are nice-looking? wow, hi.
What's the hair like down there? not much, firey ?
Ever had any foreign objects in/around your privates? like a hand...?
Got a name for your privates? uh..no.
How often do you get horny? very often..lol.
How many people have seen your privates? not many other than myself.
Can you do any neat tricks with your privates? no.

Love:
Are teens mature enough to really fall in love? depends on what the call love.
Have you ever been in love? sort of.
Do you understand the difference between lust and love? yeah.
Are people who feel in love more likely to have a sexual relationship? yeah.
How old were you when you had your first "in love" relationship? 147.

Sexuality:
Have you ever had sex? unfortunately, no.
Do you consider oral sex to be an act of sex? kind of, but not "intercourse," so i guess not.
Do you believe in saving yourself for somebody you are in love with? depends on what you believe in.
Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? same as above.
Are the majority of your friends sexually active? pretty much.
Do you think of your virginity as valuable? not really.
If you have had sex, how old were you when you had your first experience? 934.
If you have had sex, do you wish your first time had been different or that you had waited? vagina coastguard.

Drugs/Alcohol:
Is alcohol common place at the gatherings you attend? yeah.
Are drugs common place at the peer-social gatherings you attend? not really.
If applicable, what kind of drugs have you seen at social gatherings? weed.
Have you ever tried alcohol? yes, sir.
If yes, how old were you when you first tried alcohol? a kid, little sips here and there.
Have you ever tried drugs? i dont think so, if so too drunk to remember.
If yes, how old were you when you first tried drugs? incapable of answering.
Do you regret your decision to try drugs or alcohol? not really.
Was peer pressure a factor in your decision to try drugs or alcohol? nope, not really.

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